you know how a sneeze is 1/6 of an orgasm well here’s a great pick up line go up to a girl and throw pepper in her face until she sneezes and when she does say “that’s only a fraction of what you’ll be feeling with me tonight baby”
Yunho: Hero. Jaejoong: Huh? Yunho: I really don’t like you. Jaejoong: Oh, I don’t like you either. Yunho: Oh really? But I like you! (Dies of laughter.)
Junsu: Micky. Yoochun: …Yeah. Junsu: Uh… I’m really sorry to our fans, but… I’m gonna marry Micky. Members talking at once: What? What are you saying? Junsu: No, really. Really. Yesterday, I- Yoochun: Xiah. Junsu: Micky Micky (stutters) was sleeping, and- Yoochun: Micky’s a girl? (Laughs.) Yoochun: Micky’s a girl? Junsu: He was sleeping without a blanket. So I put a blanket over him, kissed him, and my lips- Changmin: Ah. You shouldn’t have told us this. Junsu: EUKYANGKYANG.
Jaejoong: This real story might seem fake, but- Changmin: It’s real. Jaejoong: Three days ago… I kissed someone. Changmin: It’s true. Junsu, Yoochun: Yes, it’s true. This is true. (Talking all at once.) Jaejoong: Also! Yunho: I stole his lips. Jaejoong: Huh? I kissed someone in the car. Junsu: EUKYANGKYANG. Yunho: Me? I’m a paparazzi. (Laughter.) Jaejoong: Anyways! I kissed one of our members. Member. Changmin: That’s right. Jaejoong: Who hasn’t even had his first official kiss. Changmin: That’s right. Jaejoong: I kissed him. Jaejoong: And that person is! Changmin: That’s right. Jaejoong: Our maknae. Changmin: That’s right. Jaejoong: With Choikang Changmin. Junsu: Our maknae got his first kiss stolen by Hero hyung. Jaejoong: Alright. Yunho: Me! Changmin: I love you, hyung. Junsu: Micky kept making fun of me awhile ago. Yoochun: Truthfully, I like Xiah!
I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist.