You can't kill a bird without taking his wings.

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Yunho: Hero.
Jaejoong: Huh?
Yunho: I really don’t like you.
Jaejoong: Oh, I don’t like you either.
Yunho: Oh really? But I like you!
(Dies of laughter.)

Junsu: Micky.
Yoochun: …Yeah.
Junsu: Uh… I’m really sorry to our fans, but… I’m gonna marry Micky.
Members talking at once: What? What are you saying?
Junsu: No, really. Really. Yesterday, I-
Yoochun: Xiah.
Junsu: Micky Micky (stutters) was sleeping, and-
Yoochun: Micky’s a girl?
(Laughs.)
Yoochun: Micky’s a girl?
Junsu: He was sleeping without a blanket. So I put a blanket over him, kissed him, and my lips-
Changmin: Ah. You shouldn’t have told us this.
Junsu: EUKYANGKYANG.

Jaejoong: This real story might seem fake, but-
Changmin: It’s real.
Jaejoong: Three days ago… I kissed someone.
Changmin: It’s true.
Junsu, Yoochun: Yes, it’s true. This is true.
(Talking all at once.)
Jaejoong: Also!
Yunho: I stole his lips.
Jaejoong: Huh? I kissed someone in the car.
Junsu: EUKYANGKYANG.
Yunho: Me? I’m a paparazzi.
(Laughter.)
Jaejoong: Anyways! I kissed one of our members. Member.
Changmin: That’s right.
Jaejoong: Who hasn’t even had his first official kiss.
Changmin: That’s right.
Jaejoong: I kissed him.
Jaejoong: And that person is! 
Changmin: That’s right.
Jaejoong: Our maknae.
Changmin: That’s right.
Jaejoong: With Choikang Changmin.
Junsu: Our maknae got his first kiss stolen by Hero hyung.
Jaejoong: Alright.
Yunho: Me!
Changmin: I love you, hyung.
Junsu: Micky kept making fun of me awhile ago.
Yoochun: Truthfully, I like Xiah!