May 2013
herspanic:
we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted
oanaaww:
djinnanddragons:
geniusalias:
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
zosowiththemosto:
milkpunk:
yapped:
jankyass:
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift...
“In the past few days, there have been at least 162 Islamophobic hate attacks in...”
– In these Sour Times: Islamophobia and the Woolwich aftermath (via foucaultthehaters)
bloodbending:
i’m either 1) too lazy to even start an anime or 2) “I’M SURE I CAN WATCH THESE 15 EPISODES IN LIKE 2 HOURS I CAN DO IT IT’S ONLY 4:32 AM”
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
ghostfishkrillah:
an opinion a day keeps the followers away
toxic-ponies:
omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
grantaiiire:
i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me
like ah yes. i have pleased you
nobodyputstheimpalainacorner:
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
vasiliosversace:
nutella-boy:
dustyanus:
thatderpwearingafedora:
tunapuss:
charlizesittheronmyface:
iwillalwayslovethefool:
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
what
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE...
octupac:
hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks
kanyewesticle:
what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops
